The Boy is quite convinced that he has the meanest momma and daddy in all the world. Momma is does not ley ukmkn, .; /; <--- this is the Boy telling you his woes first hand, which loosely translates to “let me eat cherry pits I find on the ground.” Momma also doesn’t let him stand up in his high chair, eat trash on the beach, or drink Diet Mountain Dew.
Daddy is just as bad. He doesn’t let the Boy play on the laptop, escape out the door while Momma’s headed to work, or climb onto tables.
In public, he is sweet as a button. But at home, he is sure to show his displeasure at not being able to do whatever he wants, with an ear piercing people-are-going-to-think-you-are-cutting-off-my-foot-with-a-rusty-saw shriek followed by this face:
So it begins…
